holy diet plan!!

1 DAY 10KG SLIMMER PLAN

Step 1:
decide on the area tat u think is OVERLOAD n tat u wana b slim n sexy

Step 2:
perform spiritual meditation that allows u to communicate wit all parts of ur body

Step 3:
Once connection is established between u n ur body persuade ur targeted area eg stomach man boob buttock to shed down those fats to achieve ur 10kg slimmer per day goal

Step 4:
if body did not comply try flirting wit the targeted area by gently rubbing it

Step 5:
if da desire result is not achieved prepare a stick and begin operation F.T.S force to slim. Whack the targeted area until dey follow ur order and begin to slim down. Much desired effect if the operation is carried out by some one other than u.

Step 6:
if all steps til now fail face the fact and go hv all da food u wan without fear as there's no hope for u to get slim.

Preferable to hv insurance tat covers freak accident. Do not sue me im stil a boy :D

ok enuf crap..i nid to go on a diet plan..not like i haven been on 1..oh wait..i did PLAN to go on diet 134337585485 times..but distractions is always my obstacle to diet..dun blame me..blame my rebellious stomach for not bein there for me when i nid her..yea my stomach is a she lol XD

any idea how to shed 10kg aday?? other than da 6 steps above? :D

i-freakin-nid-to-b-slim =/ so tat i can look taller XD

its not a crime to want a nice body :D