holy diet plan!!

1 DAY 10KG SLIMMER PLAN

Step 1:
decide on the area tat u think is OVERLOAD n tat u wana b slim n sexy

Step 2:
perform spiritual meditation that allows u to communicate wit all parts of ur body

Step 3:
Once connection is established between u n ur body persuade ur targeted area eg stomach man boob buttock to shed down those fats to achieve ur 10kg slimmer per day goal

Step 4:
if body did not comply try flirting wit the targeted area by gently rubbing it

Step 5:
if da desire result is not achieved prepare a stick and begin operation F.T.S force to slim. Whack the targeted area until dey follow ur order and begin to slim down. Much desired effect if the operation is carried out by some one other than u.

Step 6:
if all steps til now fail face the fact and go hv all da food u wan without fear as there's no hope for u to get slim.

Preferable to hv insurance tat covers freak accident. Do not sue me im stil a boy :D

ok enuf crap..i nid to go on a diet plan..not like i haven been on 1..oh wait..i did PLAN to go on diet 134337585485 times..but distractions is always my obstacle to diet..dun blame me..blame my rebellious stomach for not bein there for me when i nid her..yea my stomach is a she lol XD

any idea how to shed 10kg aday?? other than da 6 steps above? :D

i-freakin-nid-to-b-slim =/ so tat i can look taller XD

its not a crime to want a nice body :D

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dun ask me why im gone..dun ask me why im back..hormones problem XD

rawrr..

Boxing day!!~~

boxing day outin..its BOXING DAY!! a once in a year chance for u to get on the street n punch da living crap outta any1!! perfect remedy to reliev a year load of stress..tats da beauty of boxing day =D wahaha jus jokin please dun do tat..boxing day is da day afta christmas..but its not reali celebrated in Malaysia compared to nations like aussie n uk..

a vry last minute plan to times square on boxing day by mr Darren..freakin told me at 11pm da day b4 :D since i have nothin better to do at home other than O.O STONEEE..i decided i've stone enuf dis whole holiday and go there and hv some fun punchin some ass XD da initial plan was to meet at 10.30am..super wtf..afta consultation wit their conscience dey decided to postpone to a less ridiculous time..11.30.. YATTA XD

apparently dat is stil consider too early for a few person which decided to show up at 2pm XD so at 11.30..of all 6 ppl tats goin..onli 3 reported for duty on time XD instead of waitin for da rest like O.O dumbass, mr DION aka char siew peng propose that v hit da K..nyahaha..yea da KKKKKaraokeeee!! which immediately i noe is a bad idea as statistics shown that da probability of char siew peng letting go of da mic is close to 0% XD afta some childish argument on da price and other lepak options outside neways for half an hr..v finally decided to screw it and sing XD lol quite pricey though 20++ per person for 2 hrs..but there's tea set included XD

Statistics were nvr wrong..once entered da room..it was as though im in a private concert..where me=audience..and the superstar is none other than..JENG JENG JENG mr char siew penggggg~~ and his special invited guest mr dailou XD me? i was busy eatin my chicken chop and i lazy wana fight for da mic n remote XD its amazing tat i stil hv appetite to eat and tat my digestive system is stil workin under such bizarre environment XD my stomach rox!! XD it was pretty fun to hang out once in awhile..and da expression on mr superstar when he sings is priceless =) other than eatin..i function as the backup singer XD cz i seldom listen to chinese songs n dey were singin chinese songs O.O nvrtheless i had my moment wit a few solo effort nyahaha XD and my other fren mr sheng ko function as da percussionist XD his role is to sing or more precisely "bark" any musical instrument part such as piano,guitar part of da song XD den da late comers came bout 3pm..we regrouped and went on to our highlighted event of the day..LUKLING!!~~ XD

LUKLING has been a tradition to mehsi gang..its a MUST HV event for all gathering XD and our "world record" holder goes to mr char siew peng with da score of 203..and since den every lukling outings comes wit an ultimate goal in mind..break da WR!! XD

lalalaaaa~~ 3 games..char siew peng won both da first and last game but his scores were not even close to breakin his own WR..n miowtao showed us his chicken-ish spin ball..damn fake..but considered pro lar wit remote control XD throw ball hit pin wait ball throw ball hit pin da process went on and on~~ n while waitin for our turn we took our time and checked on da target tat was picked up by our radar..XD bowling is not my strong point..not consistent..sumtimes i can royal flush longkang sumtimes can royal flush strike like wat happen today :D first and second game like omhs..third game was more ohms O.O scored 190 for da vry first time..piece of advice..eat more chicken to increase ur chances to "chicken" XD personal record LOL..i shud brin home da lucky ball XD




afta bowling went arcade..summary summary of stuff v played..omg air hockey is so damn fun..greatest invention afta pc and bed XD played tat for bout 1 hr :D daytone is GAY..yeaa G-A-Y..its freakin fake and ridiculous thru out da whole race i jus press on da gas pedal onli NVR not even once on da brake..den no point puttin da brake pedal there la LOL XD den v spotted 1 sniper thingy game..self proclaimed sniper king aka mr char siew peng took da challenge and he can jump off da building wit his sniper king title XD hmm..another traditional event for mehsi outings..PHOTOHUNT!! XD we were keen on breakin da photohunt record on any machines in any location as we wan our name on da machine XD other ppl were like O.O"" as 6 gigantic macho man crowded around da small photohunt machines XD afta several attempts and our eyes sored..we called it a day wit yet another failure to break da records..those record holders are officially deemed as crazy as it is freakin impossible..nvm..we WILL BE BACK wit more eyes nex time..beware photohunt machines all over malaysia XD

tat was da end of da gatherin..miowtao kissed sheng ko as da closin ceremony XD jkjk..no elements of gay in our gatherin certified TONTONAN UMUM except some mutual ass whackin wit no gay intention..dun imagineee XDXD infront of da berjaya resort at 6.45pm..we parted ways..may our path cross again in da future =)

wahaha so gayy..i noe i'll c u guys soon XDXD forever MEHSI spirit wahahaa..